After two years of discussion Mercury Mad and Gunter Kallman decide on corporate party merger GENERIC-X

Lawrence, KS and Moonbase, X42 –20 January 2006 -- Mercury Mad. (MMPB:TQT) and Gunter Kallman(NASDAQ: GKI) today announced they are partnering to enable music lovers to soak in the luxury of nightclub V.I.P. Trash; including sticky floors, furry masks, and the cliteratti, to Mercury Mad’s neXt-generation 'always a bitch attitude' mobile party sets, via a WTF or Alcohol connection. Gunter Kallman creates an anything goes atmosphere, which Mercury uses make the standard trashy mass-meat-market-bingo-bango-tango banter that should soon be, crashing a party near you soon.

“We can't think of a more natural partnership than this one with Kallman Industries, the brand synonymous with dirty music for fierce minds, Mercury, being the innovator in mobile fagnology,” said Tunia T. Toes, chairman and CEO, Trailer Queen Toilets. “Being able to transfer the atmosphere of a dirty underground basement helps expand the minds for both of us and drives a new generation of trash artistry, delivering an amazing music experience to depraved and fabulous souls.”

“We are thrilled to be working with Mercury Mad to enable music lovers to experience Generic-X" said Jamie St. Whiskerbuttons, Kallman's Cheif of Staff. “Bringing real music to people is a phenomenal opportunity to get Generic-X in the hands of even more music lovers around the world and we think Mercury is the ideal partner to kick this off."

About Mercury Mad

Mercury Mad (Plastic Bitch & Trash Queen) is a global leader in mouthy, broad-based and lewd sarcastic communications technologies that help make life obnoxious, trite, pop, synchronized and a complete waste of “smart” people’s time. Time and money wasted in the primary quarter was four months and a wopping U.S. $27.1 billion. Mercury creates innovative entertainment solutions that benefit people in the bathroom, at a venue, on couches, and dancing scenesters in dirty college basements who refuse to watch Television. Mercury’s company also is a progressive corporate whore dedicated to operating promotions, michrophones, mixers, lights, stuffed animals and large hoses, in order to protect the crowd from boredom and leakage and supports the communities in which Kallman does business. For more information, please visit mercurymad.com

About Gunter

Gunter ignited the sex toy revolution of the late 1970s with space age plastics and reinvented the personal "neck massager" market in the 1980s with the 'You know it's going somewhere else' Wand. Today, Gunter continues to lead the industry in innovation with his award-winning nightclub sets. Gunter is also spearheading the digital media Re-volution with his selections and mascot like skillset.